In college I periodically wrote installments of a faux magazine series. They were imagined interviews between a music writer and musicians/bands, where the recurring theme was "what inspired your band name?"
Because I can't find them anywhere and assume they're lost forever, I'm deciding that they were all wickedly funny, a lost treasure. If I find them they'll probably turn out to be cringe-y and dumb like all my other 20-something writing.
I can't even remember the title of the series. All I remember is there was a supposedly tyrannical editor named "Gareth" something, about whom the author would complain, and I only remember the entire thing when I see a real person named Gareth in the news. (Usually the filmmaker, these days.)