I'm embarrassed to admit which chat forum I'm in while WWDC is on but the bozos in it are clamoring for "iMessages on the web" and "Siri on Sonos" and I'm like... do y'all know... anything? about this company? I mean... the Dark Sky thing - they took the API away from the open web. sigh.

(the more of these events I watch, the more unctuous I find their trademark marketing patter. it's gross, uncanny-valley-ish, and condescending.)