I was daydreaming a while back about the nation's infrastructure crumbling, and the private entities who rely on it more than anyone stepping up... I scribbled this down at the time and just rediscovered it. A possible future highway sign:
The Hernando DeSoto bridge is open to the public and maintained without the use of taxpayer funds by Amazon Ground Freight Logistics (Mid-South), LLC. Amazon welcomes you to Shelby County and Memphis Tennessee! ~Mayor Shirley Hancock Hackett & Governor Charlotte Alexandra Roberts-Bezos.